Insider info is that their coach Leif Bearikson has spared no expense during training, forcing the team to swim laps in a makeshift pool filled with cheap IPA, marshalling them while he strokes his moustache in between gulps from the overflow channel. Representing Japan are the 4 mental ladies hellbent on grind from Tokyo known as Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in Dilapidation and their track “Finite Dark Water” from their eponymous 2008 release. Competing in this event we have Japan, the USA, Australia, and the Netherlands, along with Canada as the dark horse nation. Today, as you may have guessed from the header image, we open the Bowlympics with swimming. Then we all listen to the songs, and decide which track best represents that event. Throughout the games, we will be taking an individual sport/event and nominating 5 songs that could be tied into that particular discipline from 5 competing nations known for their prowess in that field (including one dark horse). Well fret not, this competition will maintain that same impeccable standard. Now I know what you’re thinking, the Olympics have essentially become a massive joke, a bloated vehicle for advertising that corruption and cheating have rendered all but pointless. To tie in with the Olympic Games currently being held in Rio de Janeiro, we’ve decided to hold our own little competition. Welcome to the inaugural Bowlympics! Let the games begin…